1. Has you seen my nuts? They're HUGE (Anonymous)

2. And you thought "hung like a squirrel" was an insult... (Orddu)

3. Yeah? See? You're gonna suffer, Bitch! (Angel of Pain)

4. It may be small...but look at the counterweights! (Bluebirf)

Captions courtesy of everyone who posted suggestions to the Shadists LiveLournal.